I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT
Reconstruction no. 0254
Agent code. 90345
London. 27th December 2010. Inside apartment.
H. 23:45 From witness statements, we know that subject XXX entered the kitchen and turned on the TV.
H. 22:47 The subject opened the fridge, but did not leave fingerprints on the SMEG FAB28 door handle. It is probable that someone, who knows his habits well, opened the door for him.
H. 22:52 From the inspection of the position of the eggs that were splattered on the floor, it is supposed that the victim was taken by surprise when attacked. The victim protected themselves with their arm, maybe they refused to prepare a light omelette.
H. 22:57 The attacker beats the victim to death with a slice of double chocolate cake. The analysis carried out on the DNA found on the cake crumbs confirmed that it belonged to the victim.
H. 00:00 The body has disappeared, but the attacker left everything else intact. Nothing was taken from the house and there are no signs of a break-in.
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